I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
^^^IM NOT ALONE
i have never shaved my legs everyday - never.
Who does that?
Twice a week. And that’s if I’m getting laid.
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.